poopflow:

i hope everything on the planet gets destroyed and only this is left for other species to find the only artifact of what humans left behind 

maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body 

meulinkurloz:

meulinkurloz:

my mom told my dad “stop youre spilling pringle crumbs on the floor” and my dad looked her dead in the eye and emptied the can of pringles on the floor and i think my dads becoming a rebellious teenager

inbox:

inbox:

i like mcdonalds french fries better than the burgers

i actually like mcdonalds french fries better than most people

poopflow:

seein a hot girl and being like 

ne-yo:

justanotherskyscraper:

ne-yo:

I hate it when kids raise their hands during tests and say “On Number 6 it says “and” twice.”

Like shut the fuck up you know what it means you ocean of cum

^ I’m that kid, and proud of it.

If I threw you down a staircase and I showed a jury what you just added to my post they would not convict me